Well, as I promised the IMITATE youth-groupers, I am posting the poem that was in one of my birthday cards. I don't know if I should be openly talking about the subject of this poem, but I thought it was pretty funny, so here it is:
A poem for your Birthday- "All About Farts"
A fart can be quiet, a fart can be loud, Some leave a powerful, poisonous cloud...
A fart can be short, or a fart can be long, Some farts have been known to sound just like a song...
A fart can create a most-curious medley, A fart can be harmless, or silent, but deadly...
A fart might not smell, while others are vile, A fart may pass quickly, or linger a while...
A fart can occur in a number of places, And leave everyone with strange looks on their faces...
From wide-open prairie, to small elevators, A fart will find all of us sooner or later...
But not all farts are bad, this is simply not true - We mustn't forget...
Dear, sweet, old farts like YOU!
So there you have it. And I want to say a big THANX to all the youth and parents that helped make my 30th birthday so special. You guys are awesome, and I am blessed by God to have the priviledge of knowing you. Hope you have a wonderful day. |